The Republic of Israeli cookies is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 716 million Israeli cookiesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finhin. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Israeli cookiesian economy, worth 44.8 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,619 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, lending money has become a major liability, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israeli cookies's national animal is the white bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Israeli cookies is ranked 117,110^th in the world and 5,480^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.